There have been a few instances where gas had been released in my classroom. We have discussed that it is no laughing matter, and we are not to pass gas to be funny. I even went so far as to tell them if they needed to step out into the hall so not to smell up the room, they could.
Today I had a little boy come up to me who stated, "I know tooting isn't funny, but I need to tell you something."
I have to admit, I was intrigued. So I responded, "Go on..."
To which he replied, " I tooted and burped at the same time, and it made my stomach suck in a little, should I go to the nurse?'
I said, "Most definitely! Please, go share with her what just happened."